I read somewhere that the human brain has an average of 50,000 thoughts in a day. Here’s a thought, what if we could get a list of these thoughts in the mail the next day?
Candidate: Prajakta Koli.
Day: 9496.
Brain activity percentage: 6%
Brain-fart moments: 23
I don’t believe that just happened! I am never going to forgive Shakira for leaving me in the hot air balloon again.
Dream. Oh.
Did I set my alarm for this early? I am pretty sure that was a mistake.
I can skip showering for a day right?
How late is late late?
Brushing is so weird. It’s like brushing your teeth. Wait. What.
Did I turn the fan in my room off? Must turn it off before mamma wakes up and turns it off. I wake up before my mother. How adult am I.
Pimple.
What song is this.
I don’t even know why I buy clothes when I know I am going to wear the same blue jeans and black tee everyday.
Chai must be boiling.
Its hot today.
Where is the strainer?
Don’t forget to call that cousin you don’t like. It’s her birthday..
I could shave or I could simply not. You know what they say about body hair. Its grows back. Genius.
That could be a Shakespearean quote.
Or not.
Blow-dry or flat iron?
Wasn’t a movie going to release today? What page was I on? Where is my bookmark. I am pretty sure I used a bookmark. Page 234. Damn it. That was from yesterday.
I’ll wear the yellow tee today.
I should have said – “no. because then that would make me like you” haha! BURN! Should’ve had this thought yesterday.
Hair fall is a real thing. Must be the monsoons. Hair is sticking out of unimaginable places. Its January.
Ouu. Tingles. Haha.
Forgot to turn the charger on again last night. Good job,P.
Aaargh! My toe!!! Everyday!
Can’t find the second earring. Maybe I won’t wear earrings at all.
Mohabbat karle karle re. Mohabbat karle re.
Shit forgot my keys. Old age is approaching.
Shut up.
Mohabbat karle karle re. mohabbat karle re. Mohabbat karle karle re. mohabbat karle re.
Mohabbat karle karle re. mohabbat karle re. Mohabbat karle karle re. mohabbat karle re.
If I find my green hairtie in the back seat of my car, I wont get traffic today.
Damn it.
If the watchman is awake when I drive out, I won’t get traffic today.
Haha. Bingo! Positive thoughts.
Don’t forget to call that cousin you don’t like. Its her birthday. Please!
I’ve been stuck here forever. Are the wheels even making one full rotation on the road?
Oh, happy ‘worst-songs-on-radio’ day, everybody!
How do I constantly have a back ache? Is ache spelled a..c..h..e.. or a..c..e..
That’s ace.
How can I forget the spelling of a word so simple.
Ache. Ache.
Now I’ve said it so many times, it doesn’t make sense as a word anymore.
Mohabbat karle karle re. mohabbat karle re. Mohabbat…
Why would you say “It’s raining cats and dogs?” I wonder HOW someone came up with the idea to make THAT a phrase. People have seen some weird times.
My lips are chapped.
Ouu. Looks like the caffeine from my tea is just hitting. Should have worn the maroon tee.
Sweat is basically your armpits crying tears of suffocation and heat.
Forgot to wear my watch again.
Call cousin! Don’t forget! Birthday!
I hope something surprising happens today. Like I get money. Or a gift. Or something free.
Did I forget to get the lunch Maa packed for me! Shit!
Oh no wait I am holding it right now.
Its so weird to type on the keyboard when you take the protective cover off. Haha smooth.
What is this itch on my wrist? Did something bite me again? Or is it an internal infection.
Must google.. ‘Reasons to amputate hand’.
Where the heck did I keep my lip balm?
How can I lose my glasses everyday. Everyday.
Oh wait. I am wearing them.
Is it true that the pyramids were actually built by aliens?
Mohabbat karle karle re. mohabbat karle re.
WHY IS THIS SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD!
Don’t forget to call that cousin you don’t like..
Maybe after lunch.
I hope I locked the door. I have already started peeing. Nobody come in the loo. Please nobody come in. Shit shit shit.
It was locked. Phew.
This back ache is annoying. Back a..c…h…e..
Maybe I’ll finish work before time today and then go home and read my book.
Or should I meet my friends instead. Maybe I’ll just read.
Should I talk to someone about this itch? I think it has spread to my fingers. And my toes.
Even the back of my head is itching. What the hell!
I should’ve said – “At least I am not a high beam driver like you!!” nahh.
Wish Cousin you don’t like! Prajakta. Call. Call. Call.
Maybe I’ll have chai first.
Did I wash my hair yesterday? Or the day before?
As long as it doesn’t stink, I guess.
What’s that smell??
Day has been pretty productive. Must make a video on how to have productive days at work.
How… to… have.. productive…gays….at…work. ugh. Days.
Am I chewing too loudly?
Have to call the cousin I don’t like as soon as I am done eating.
How has everyone left already? Its boiling outside. Hate Mumbai winters. Wait. What.
Traffic is going to be crazy.
Cray cray.
Yuck.
I need a massage!
Staring at my phone in the car makes me dizzy.
Haha. Puppy videos.
I’ve spent more than an hour on Instagram today? its not like that’s bad, right?
That’s bad. I am going to reduce my screen time.
More books. Less screen.
Must share this meme with the girls.
You didn’t call that cousin you don’t like!!! Do it in the car right now!
Staring at my phone in the car makes me dizzy.
How many days are there in this month? This knuckle technique is flawless, haan.
I feel like I am born to spend my life stuck in traffic jams.
Where’s my charger?
Shit I left my lunchbox on my desk.
Don’t feel like dinner. Maybe a glass of milk. And chocolates. My pyjamas don’t match.
I am balding. Effectively.
Ahhhh. My back! Heeeeehhhghh.
Does everyone make weird stretching noises?
Alarm is set. Day was happy. Life is great. Good night world.
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I forgot to call that cousin I don’t like.
P.S – I know I said that an average person has about 50,000 thoughts in a day and these are just 99. That’s because the remaining 49,901 are too dirty for you innocent innocent children.
superb!!!!
What a amazing take on everyday thoughts in everybody’s mind. The song is now stuck in my head, such a simple yet elegant description of normal persons thoughts, loved it
Love you mostly sane
Prajakta 💖
Just love it ❤️
Hey Prajakta,
this was so relatable. We all have these thoughts like everyday and you have put it in words so beautifully. This is the first time I read your blog and it’s as good as your videos. I never miss your YT videos and from now on I will never miss your blogs too. How do you manage to do everything so perfectly yaar!!
Your acting in #KhayaliPulao was amazing. Just loved the film. Such a beautiful concept. Lots of LOVE.
This was so fun and relatable to read!
Also, I would really appreciate if you people could check out my blog 🙂
A tickling lane of 99 thoughts, zillion times relatable
Mastach
Shittttt!!!! 1000% retable. Every single bit of it. Great work. Keep going P.♥️
It’s very articulated blog,your literature affinity and creative instinct is awesome.
You are simply awesome and superb prajakta, the most creative one..Stay blessed, stay strong.
with rosogolla,
Sudip Sarkar (kolkata)
I cud go on and on reading this!absolutely amazing.maybe u can write a book abt this.good job🤗
Hi! I’ve been following you for quite a while now and I was so waiting for a blog. Eshqq it finally came up!
This was something different to read and relatable.
PS – people say we look alike – you and me. Well I don’t know, it’s just they say and now I think maybe yes we do!
PPS – would love to read more of these lovely writings.
#lovelove
Sooooo awesome this was .. Super fun prajuuu… And few were those what we also think.. Haha.. Relatable . LoveLove
One word, jordaaaaaaaaar.
First I liked your videos, then one day I Googled you and found this blog. You are multi-talented(I know you know).
So good p 🌼
I was waiting for it for so long. Even I have written a few blogs
This is so good, I didnt even have to think that long it is or when will it finish
This is the mosttttt relatable thing everrrrrrrr♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️😍😍
Just so relatable you’re the best … and Ilysm ❤ …and I m just so damn happy to be a part of dum dum army …
First her videos are relatable n then here she is with this blog!! Talented girl ✌️❤️
Hi,
Just found about your blogs. Through your insta story of course.
And I read all of them in one go. That’s how much I liked them.
I’m very big fan of your YouTube content. But these blogs are something different like can’t get over them types different.
Please do write often. Eagerly waiting for your next blog.
Lots of love……..😍
awesome
It was great reading
I have my new blog page Soo doo follow all dumdums!
this was so relatable. I’m a big fan Prajakta di. lots of love from qatar
I am loving it. I hope you will write more often mam. Love love😘🤗
Amazing
Please…we want more….Definitely stealing this one for my article.
So cool!!
On social media, you’re competing against thousands of followers all vying for the influencer’s attention. Inside inboxes, you’re competing against the dozens or even hundreds of emails they receive every single day. But still you stand out because of your very funny content
Mam you are awesome no one can be like you and you are doing great work to making people smile and happy that’s the hardest thing but you can do anything, you are words has power to make differences in good way, you show how life great can be. You are the master piece god made for something good…
But mam I have a one question if you can Change someone’s life like worst to great you had that power what you will do? Please reply
What a amazing take on everyday thoughts in everybody’s mind. The song is now stuck in my head, such a simple yet elegant description of normal persons thoughts, loved it
Love you mostly sane…
I laughed so loudly after reading this😁👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼maza aa gaya padh ke, I’m feeling hilarious after knowing that many people can have same quirky thoughts,like sometimes I also spell in my mind 🤯🤯🤣🤣🤣 love you di you are the cutest blogger…
What a blog Prajakta ! I really liked it.love uuuuuuu…
This is amazing!!! What a blog 💯
Prajakta you are unbelievably talented ❤️
Really liked it 👍
Impressive!
I really liked the way you act, write, and whatever you do in your personal and professional life. Good!!
Interesting post! You can also check our blog Happy Birthday Wishes
U are a whole package my dumdum😘 I love u sooooo much, just watched a lot of ur videos over and over again nd em sure em never gonna get over to them, I really wanna meet u sometime nd hug u tons of love from Pakistan ❤
This is so so relatable…..Its is so me on everyday basis…Wonderful write up girl…Love Love…
hey i am your big fan..
will you please tell me that how to write more blogss in special topics and with wonder full english just like you??
Loved it
Most entertaining and creative piece of content I have read in a while. I could hear every line in my head in your voice! And the title makes more sense than ever now! Love it 😀
heylo happy kiddo !
😌💙
Good thoughts di
hey prajakta!! just loved it!
Haha!! So relatable!
Hi Prajakta…I can’t believe I just discovered this blog of yours!! I loved it already!! keep writing!!!!!!
Some of the thoughts are exactly same. SOOOO relatable.
loved the blog getting inspired by you i am also starting to write mine wish me luck!!!
Love you yaar praju
Hahaha!!! Superb di.. it was really fun and that last one which all of us forget , we are with you🤣🤣
Love it
Very nice and good thoughts.
loved it,amazing
Amazing!!:))))
Hahahha very relatable 😂
Our brain must be very tired.
But I wonder how it manages to create dreams when I sleep after working whole day
Ain’t you get tired my dear brain 😂
Simply awesome….Love your creations, Ms.Prajakta….Even after being an 11yrs old blogger and student, just love it…
Could really relate…